Make a Mate Irate! Key in a friend's number & listen as the joke gets played on them!

1) YOUR MOBILE HAS BEEN REPORTED STOLEN. Someone has reported their mobile as being stolen and they receive an automated message telling them their mobile will be cut off in five minutes…. 2) THE SEXUAL DISEASE CLINIC How would you feel if a doctor from the National Sexually Transmitted Diseases Control Unit rang you up, only to tell you that you have been named by an ex-lover and have a strong possibility of having contracted the dreadful Zachary syndrome? It's not pretty and has an unusually painful treatment...

Make a Mate Irate! 3) IS QUENTIN THERE? The victim will get a call from someone looking for a chap called Quentin. She's pretty rude when she hears it's a wrong number. Then when they put the phone down they immediately get another call from someone looking for Quentin and another and another until they finally get a call from Quentin who is very pissed off that the victim hasn't taken any messages…

4) THE PHONE ENGINEER. Who wouldn't help out a friendly telephone engineer who needs to calibrate your phone line? All he needs to do is transfer you to the automated phone testing system where you will have to repeat a few words… Make a Mate Irate! 5) I'M RETURNING YOUR CALL. A quick fire joke that results in multiple calls from the same guy and he is not happy bunny because he is right in the middle of something….

6) AUTOMATED ORDER CONFIRMATION SERVICE. The victim gets a call confirming their 'order' from a dodgy internet site, somehow they have got his name and are going to deliver the dodgy items to his home today in five minutes, unless… This wind up plays the victim their own name and the current date and time. Make a Mate Irate! 7) HI, YOU'RE LIVE ON THE RADIO. It's a radio producer and they are going to be live on the radio in 30 seconds because an ex-partner of theirs has rung in the show and answered three questions. If they get them right they win a luxury holiday with the mystery ex-partner. Oh and please don't swear because it's live…